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THE WHITE HOUSE

IS EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

IT WOULD APPEAR AS THOUGH EVERYONE IS JUST SCREWING EACH OTHER.

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EH HEM.

ARE WE STILL ON?...

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